I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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