I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I FOUND THE LEGS
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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