so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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