I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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