if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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