Me too!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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