Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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