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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  ... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Sex while Star Warsing is the best

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