Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now