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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg

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• (714): View more from California

  It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI

  (1-520): View more from Arizona

  this is why i love drunk you

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.

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