They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.