Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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