it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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