maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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