Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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