At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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