Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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