i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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