I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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