Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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