How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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