I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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