Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he thought i was a dude.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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