I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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