I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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