I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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