I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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