There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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