I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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