Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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