can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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