so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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