saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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