If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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