I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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