I'm so fucking centered right now
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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