yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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