handjob tips. give me some.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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