I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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