is your mom at the bar?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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