It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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