i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
so much tequila, so little girl.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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