You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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