Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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