if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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