is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.