What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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