i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
