well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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