Cold hands, warm shart.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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