I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize