we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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