69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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