If that was your dad, he is hot
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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