White coat. Heels.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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