if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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