do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
