ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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