Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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