On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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